Look, I didn't want to be a half-blood — pilgrimkitty: unbucaneve: jenesaispourquoi: ...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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professorsparklepants

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

jenesaispourquoi

the prof asks the important questions.

unbucaneve

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!

pilgrimkitty

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

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